Eating ramen noodles and Starbursts while in witness protection

1) If you had to go into the witness protection program and were given the chance to chose your new name, what would you pick for your name?
Tiffani Smith. It would be a very common name and couldn't be traced easily. I actually had a great uncle and cousins that were in the witness protection program. We weren't allowed to know their new names or have their address, but they called us every once